nailure
when you try to be smooth and end up sounding like a confused toddler
He tried to flirt and said, 'Hey, you look like my grandma's cat.' She said, 'Thanks, I’m flattered.'
She tried to impress him with a poem, but it was about her cat and it was 20 lines long.
He tried to chat her up and said, 'I like your shoes,' and she said, 'Thanks, I like your brain.'