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I asked her out and said I was a rockstar. She said I sounded like a broken kazoo.

He tried to flirt with the barista and accidentally spilled coffee on himself and the customer behind him.

I tried to text her and wrote, 'u r the best' instead of 'you are the best.' It was a disaster.

He tried to act cool at the party and tripped over his own feet. Everyone laughed.

She tried to impress her crush by rapping, but it sounded like a cat was choking on a bag of chips.

He tried to pick up a girl and said, 'I like your face,' and she walked away.

He tried to ask her out by singing, but he forgot the words and started making up nonsense.

She tried to impress him with her cooking, but she burned the pizza and it looked like a fire happened.

He tried to text her and accidentally sent a group message to his whole class.

He tried to flirt and said, 'Hey, you look like my grandma's cat.' She said, 'Thanks, I’m flattered.'

She tried to impress him with a poem, but it was about her cat and it was 20 lines long.

He tried to chat her up and said, 'I like your shoes,' and she said, 'Thanks, I like your brain.'

He tried to ask her out and said, 'Do you want to go to the mall?' and she said, 'I want to go to the mall with my best friend.'

She tried to impress him with a dance and ended up tripping into a trash can.

He tried to text her and sent a picture of his dog instead of himself.

He tried to ask her out and said, 'I’m the best at video games.' She said, 'I’m the best at video games too.'

She tried to impress him with her singing and it sounded like a goat was screaming.

He tried to text her and wrote, 'u r the bestest' and she said, 'You’re the worst.'