Nail Timber
When your toes are more important than your life. People do this while screaming at their kids or their pets. June Drabble does it while her husband is yelling at the TV like it owes him money.
I cut my toes while my kid was crying. It was a mess.
He trimmed his nails while I was trying to explain why the dog bit the mailman.
She filed her toes while her brother was arguing with her mom.