Nail Timber

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#toe obsession#nail drama#June Drabble

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A crazy need to look at your toes and make them perfect. People do this while pooping or fighting with their kids. June Drabble does this while her husband is screaming at the TV.
I cut my toenails during my kid's school play. It was a disaster.
He trimmed his toes while I was trying to explain why the dog ate my homework.
She filed her nails during a screaming match with her brother.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you can't stop looking at your toes and cutting them, even if it's the middle of a war. June Drabble does this while her husband is yelling at the football game.
I trimmed my toes during a Zoom meeting. My boss didn't know what hit him.
He cut his nails while I was trying to tell him I got fired.
She filed her toes while her dog was eating her shoes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your toes are more important than your life. People do this while screaming at their kids or their pets. June Drabble does it while her husband is yelling at the TV like it owes him money.
I cut my toes while my kid was crying. It was a mess.
He trimmed his nails while I was trying to explain why the dog bit the mailman.
She filed her toes while her brother was arguing with her mom.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A complete meltdown over your toes. People do this while pooping or yelling at their pets. June Drabble does it while her husband is screaming at the football game like it betrayed him.
I cut my toes during a phone call with my mom. She didn't know what hit her.
He trimmed his nails while I was trying to tell him I got a D on my math test.
She filed her toes while her brother was fighting with her dog.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your toes are the only thing that matter. People do this while screaming at their kids or fighting with their pets. June Drabble does this while her husband is yelling at the TV like it broke his heart.
I trimmed my toes during a meeting with my boss. He looked confused.
He cut his nails while I was trying to tell him my dog ran away.
She filed her toes while her brother was arguing with her dad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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