Nail Timber
A complete meltdown over your toes. People do this while pooping or yelling at their pets. June Drabble does it while her husband is screaming at the football game like it betrayed him.
I cut my toes during a phone call with my mom. She didn't know what hit her.
He trimmed his nails while I was trying to tell him I got a D on my math test.
She filed her toes while her brother was fighting with her dog.