Nail-Polish Nelson
Nail-Polish Nelson is a man who thinks he’s cool because he wears polish and says things like, "You’re not broken, you’re just not shiny enough."
He texted me, "I’m not trying to fix you, I’m trying to make you sparkle."
He showed up to a meeting with a glitter bomb and called it a "feminist statement."
He said my opinion was "boring," and then called himself a "revolutionary."