Nail-Polish Nelson

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Nail-Polish Nelson is a guy who thinks he’s a feminist because he wears glitter and talks about equality, but he’s just trying to get into your pants while pretending he’s not a man.
"I’m not toxic, I’m just slightly less toxic than you."
He posted a selfie with a nail polish ad and said, "This is my revolution."
He called me a "cagey traditionalist" because I didn’t like his neon pink nails.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Nail-Polish Nelson is a man who thinks he’s cool because he wears polish and says things like, "You’re not broken, you’re just not shiny enough."
He texted me, "I’m not trying to fix you, I’m trying to make you sparkle."
He showed up to a meeting with a glitter bomb and called it a "feminist statement."
He said my opinion was "boring," and then called himself a "revolutionary."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Nail-Polish Nelson is a guy who thinks he’s the best at being a man because he wears polish and calls everyone else a "toxic traditionalist."
He posted a tweet saying, "I’m not a man, I’m a movement."
He said, "You’re not a problem, you’re just not colorful enough."
He DM’d me, "You’re not broken, you’re just not as glittery as me."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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