Nail-Polish Nelson
Nail-Polish Nelson is a guy who thinks he’s a feminist because he wears glitter and talks about equality, but he’s just trying to get into your pants while pretending he’s not a man.
"I’m not toxic, I’m just slightly less toxic than you."
He posted a selfie with a nail polish ad and said, "This is my revolution."
He called me a "cagey traditionalist" because I didn’t like his neon pink nails.