Nail Log - A Canadian tradition where people hammer nails into logs and

A Canadian tradition where people hammer nails into logs and drink like it’s a religion. If you bend the nail, you get a holy chug.

I bent the nail. I chugged like I was blessed by God. The log laughed at me.

The nail went in. I got a holy chug. Now I’m drunk and holy.

I missed the nail. I drank. I got blessed. I got banned.