Nail Log

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A Canadian drinking game where you try to hit a nail into a log with as few whacks as possible. If you mess up, you chug beer like it’s your last day on Earth.
I whacked the nail once. Then I missed. Now I’m drinking like I’ve been banned from heaven.
He hit the nail with a nail. I hit the log with my face. I’m out.
I chugged three beers. The log got a new nail. My dignity got a new hole.
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A Canadian bar fight in disguise. You hit a nail into a log. If you fail, you drink. If you drink, you fight. If you fight, you die.
I hit the nail. My friend missed. He drank. Now he’s fighting me. I’m dead.
The nail went in. I got drunk. I threw a chair. I got banned.
Nail Log is just a fancy name for a bar brawl that ends with a log and a punch.
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A Canadian tradition where people hammer nails into logs and drink like it’s a religion. If you bend the nail, you get a holy chug.
I bent the nail. I chugged like I was blessed by God. The log laughed at me.
The nail went in. I got a holy chug. Now I’m drunk and holy.
I missed the nail. I drank. I got blessed. I got banned.
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A Canadian game where you hit nails into logs and drink like you’re dying. If you fail, you get a drink. If you get drunk, you get a beatdown.
I hit the nail. I got a drink. I got drunk. I got beaten up. I got banned.
I missed. I drank. I got drunk. I started a fight. I got a new nickname.
I hit the nail with one whack. I drank like I was dead. I died.
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A Canadian drinking game that turns into a meat grinder. You hit a nail into a log. If you fail, you get a drink. If you drink too much, you get a punch in the face.
I hit the nail once. I drank. I got drunk. I got a punch in the face. I got banned.
I missed the nail. I drank. I got drunk. I got punched. I got a new life.
I hit the nail. I drank. I got drunk. I started a fight. I got a new face.
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A Canadian ritual where you hit nails into logs and drink like it’s your last day on Earth. If you miss, you get a chug. If you chug, you get a curse.
I missed the nail. I got a chug. I got cursed. Now I’m drunk and dead.
I hit the nail. I got a chug. I got cursed. I got banned.
I missed. I drank. I got cursed. I got a new life.
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