Nail Fudge
When you wipe your butt and the toilet paper slips and you end up with a pile of crap stuck under your fingernail like it's your new best friend.
My finger got stuck in the toilet paper and now my nail has a brown sticker on it.
I wiped my ass and now my nail has a piece of poop like it's a badge of honor.
I tried to wipe and got a chunk of crap under my nail and it's gonna stay there forever.