Nail Fudge

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When you wipe your butt and the toilet paper slips and you end up with a pile of crap stuck under your fingernail like it's your new best friend.

My finger got stuck in the toilet paper and now my nail has a brown sticker on it.

I wiped my ass and now my nail has a piece of poop like it's a badge of honor.

I tried to wipe and got a chunk of crap under my nail and it's gonna stay there forever.

When you stick your finger in a pile of poop and then put it in your mouth like it's a snack.

I dipped my finger in the toilet and ate it like it was chocolate sauce.

My finger went into the poop and I ate it like it was a surprise.

I stuck my finger in the crap and then I ate it and I don't know why.