Nail Fudge - When you stick your finger in a pile of poop and then put it

When you stick your finger in a pile of poop and then put it in your mouth like it's a snack.

I dipped my finger in the toilet and ate it like it was chocolate sauce.

My finger went into the poop and I ate it like it was a surprise.

I stuck my finger in the crap and then I ate it and I don't know why.