Nahser
A guy who is smart, has a head that looks like it was chopped off by a pizza cutter, and needs glasses to see the dumbbells. He can be your gym buddy.
Nahser tried to do bicep curls and it looked like he was fighting a robot.
He said 'I can read the label on the dumbbell' and then dropped it on his foot.
Nahser tried to run on the treadmill and looked like he was being chased by a dragon.