Nahser

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A brainy lookin' man with a bald head and eyes that need glasses to see the light. He can be your gym buddy.
Yo, Nahser just flexed at the barbell like it owed him money.
Nahser tried to read the dumbbell labels and failed. Hard.
Nahser asked me if the treadmill had a 'beginner mode.' I said 'no' and he cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who looks like he just walked out of a math test and into a gym. He needs glasses and a good punch.
Nahser tried to lift 50 pounds and it was like he was fighting a bear.
He said 'I can see the numbers on the dumbbells now!' and I said 'good, now lift them.'
Nahser asked me if the treadmill had a 'beginner mode' and then tried to run 10 miles.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who is too smart for his own good and has a head that looks like it got hit by a blender. He can be your gym buddy.
Nahser tried to do push-ups and it looked like he was doing sit-ups with a grudge.
He said 'I can solve this equation' and then tripped over a dumbbell.
Nahser tried to read the treadmill and it looked like he was solving a murder mystery.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who is smart, has a head that looks like it was chopped off by a pizza cutter, and needs glasses to see the dumbbells. He can be your gym buddy.
Nahser tried to do bicep curls and it looked like he was fighting a robot.
He said 'I can read the label on the dumbbell' and then dropped it on his foot.
Nahser tried to run on the treadmill and looked like he was being chased by a dragon.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A brainy man with a head that looks like it was shaved by a goat and needs glasses to see the world. He can be your gym buddy.
Nahser tried to do squats and looked like he was doing the math in his head.
He said 'I can see the numbers now!' and then tripped over a weight plate.
Nahser tried to run on the treadmill and looked like he was being chased by a goat.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who is smart, has a head that looks like it was hit by a hammer, and needs glasses to see the dumbbells. He can be your gym buddy.
Nahser tried to do pull-ups and looked like he was solving a mystery.
He said 'I can read the labels now!' and then dropped a dumbbell on his foot.
Nahser tried to run on the treadmill and looked like he was being chased by a bear.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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