nahmet
A total legend who can turn any situation into a full-blown disaster if you don't respect them. They're like a bombet with a side of sass and a whole lot of attitude.
When I tried to skip school, nahmet showed up at my house with a backpack full of snacks and a warning: 'If you don’t come back, I’ll eat your little brother.'
Nahmet told my crush he was 'too basic' and then gave him a middle finger in front of the whole class.
At the mall, nahmet bought three shirts just to annoy the salesperson and then left a 5-star review on the store's Facebook page that was all caps and swearing.