nahmet

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A total legend who can turn any situation into a full-blown disaster if you don't respect them. They're like a bombet with a side of sass and a whole lot of attitude.
When I tried to skip school, nahmet showed up at my house with a backpack full of snacks and a warning: 'If you don’t come back, I’ll eat your little brother.'
Nahmet told my crush he was 'too basic' and then gave him a middle finger in front of the whole class.
At the mall, nahmet bought three shirts just to annoy the salesperson and then left a 5-star review on the store's Facebook page that was all caps and swearing.
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A Lebanese queen with more attitude than a bag of chips. They’ll talk back to you like you’re a kid who didn’t finish their homework.
Nahmet walked into the restaurant and told the waiter, 'I didn’t come here for the food, I came here to make you feel bad.'
When my friend tried to flirt with nahmet, they just laughed and said, 'You’re like a bad pizza, too cheesy and not enough flavor.'
Nahmet texted me during class: 'You’re boring. Go find a new hobby or I’ll text your mom.'
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The most stunning human being who will take you under their wing and protect you like you’re their last meal. If you cross them, they’ll give you the worst time of your life.
Nahmet stood up for me when my bully called me a 'weirdo' and said, 'You’re not weird, you’re just better than them.'
When I failed my math test, nahmet didn’t laugh. They just said, 'You’re not bad, you’re just not trying.'
Nahmet promised to be my best friend forever, but then they blocked me on Instagram because I called their cat 'smelly.'
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