nahawend
A person so cute, she’ll probably let you off the hook even if you called her a ‘fart-scented alien’ in public.
She let me off the hook after I yelled, ‘You smell like a fart-scented alien!’ in the lunchroom.
She forgave me when I called her a ‘walking glitter bomb.’
She didn’t even flinch when I told her dog she was a ‘meatball from hell.’