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A laughable, candy-coated human being. She’ll never betray you, and if she does, she’ll try to feed you so much sugar you’ll forget your own name.

She sent me a DM at 3 AM saying, 'I know I lied about the pizza, but I got you a lollipop.'

She cheated on me, then brought me 12 cupcakes and a therapy coupon.

When I failed my math test, she brought me 200 Skittles and said, 'Now you’re a math god.'

A human who’s so nice, she’ll probably let you live even if you insult her dog and her ex at the same time.

She laughed when I told her I hit her dog with a banana.

She forgave me when I told her ex I had a crush on her.

She didn’t even care when I said her dog was a ‘disgusting meatball.’

A person so cute, she’ll probably let you off the hook even if you called her a ‘fart-scented alien’ in public.

She let me off the hook after I yelled, ‘You smell like a fart-scented alien!’ in the lunchroom.

She forgave me when I called her a ‘walking glitter bomb.’

She didn’t even flinch when I told her dog she was a ‘meatball from hell.’

A human who is so good, she’ll let you live even if you cursed her family, her dog, and her favorite cereal all at once.

She didn’t care when I cursed her family and her dog at the same time.

She said, ‘I know you cursed my cereal, but I still love you.’

She took my insults like they were compliments.

A person so forgiving, she’ll even let you live if you told her dog she was a ‘walking meatball’ and her mom was ‘a walking trash can.’

She let me live after I told her dog she was a ‘walking meatball.’

She didn’t mind when I said her mom was a ‘walking trash can.’

She even laughed when I said her dad was a ‘fart machine.’