'You're the nastiest nagway I've ever seen!', my cousin after I showed up to her birthday party in a hoodie that smelled like a trash can.'

'He’s the nagway version of a human, like he was born in a sewer.', my friend’s text to me after I described my neighbor.

'I’m not ugly, I’m a nagway, it’s a lifestyle.', my mom’s Instagram post with a photo of her eating pizza at 2 AM.