nagway

'You're the nastiest nagway I've ever seen!', my cousin after I showed up to her birthday party in a hoodie that smelled like a trash can.'

'He’s the nagway version of a human, like he was born in a sewer.', my friend’s text to me after I described my neighbor.

'I’m not ugly, I’m a nagway, it’s a lifestyle.', my mom’s Instagram post with a photo of her eating pizza at 2 AM.

'You're like a nagway vampire, I don't even want to drink your blood.', my brother after I told him I was going to be a vampire.'

'She’s a nagway with a side of dirt, like she was born in a dirt pile.', my friend’s comment on my classmate’s TikTok.

'I'm not gross, I'm a nagway, it's a superpower.', my dad’s text to me after I told him I was going to be a superhero.

'You're the nagway of mops, I could use you to clean my house and still look good.', my sister after I showed up to her house in a shirt that looked like it had been through a war.'

'He's like a nagway mop, he could clean a whole city and still look like he had a bad day.', my teacher's comment on my essay about my uncle.

'I'm not messy, I'm a nagway, it's a fashion statement.', my mom's tweet after I told her I was going to be a fashion designer.