'You're like a nagway vampire, I don't even want to drink your blood.', my brother after I told him I was going to be a vampire.'

'She’s a nagway with a side of dirt, like she was born in a dirt pile.', my friend’s comment on my classmate’s TikTok.

'I'm not gross, I'm a nagway, it's a superpower.', my dad’s text to me after I told him I was going to be a superhero.