nagutamazi - when your dog is like the loudest human ever and insists you

when your dog is like the loudest human ever and insists you go outside like it’s a life-or-death situation

I’M GOING TO BARK SO LOUD YOU’LL GO OUTSIDE AND THEN I’LL EAT YOUR SHOE

I’M NOT GOING TO STOP BARKING UNTIL YOU GO OUTSIDE AND THEN I’LL SIT ON YOUR FACE

I’M YELLING AT YOU LIKE YOU LOST YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU’RE A DOG WHO FORGOT HOW TO BARK