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the dog version of being a loudmouth and asking if you want to go outside like it’s a big deal

BARK BARK BARK WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING THERE LIKE A DOG WHO LOST HIS SHOE

WHY DO YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE I TOLD YOU TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND YOU ATE IT

I’M SITTING HERE WAITING FOR YOU TO GO OUTSIDE LIKE I’M YOUR MOTHER AND YOU’RE A LITTLE BRAT

when your dog goes full drama queen and yells at you for not going outside like it’s the end of the world

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE LIKE I’M GOING TO LET YOU SLEEP IN AND YOU’RE A DOG WHO LOST HIS BEST FRIEND

I’M YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE SITTING THERE LIKE A DOG WHO FORGOT HIS NAME

I’M GOING TO BARK UNTIL YOU GO OUTSIDE AND THEN I’LL BITE YOU

when your dog is like the loudest human ever and insists you go outside like it’s a life-or-death situation

I’M GOING TO BARK SO LOUD YOU’LL GO OUTSIDE AND THEN I’LL EAT YOUR SHOE

I’M NOT GOING TO STOP BARKING UNTIL YOU GO OUTSIDE AND THEN I’LL SIT ON YOUR FACE

I’M YELLING AT YOU LIKE YOU LOST YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU’RE A DOG WHO FORGOT HOW TO BARK