Nagstock
A long, loud, and absolutely ridiculous party that goes on for days, with way too much beer, punch, and some weird stuff like Vodka Jelly. It was started by a lunatic who wore a traffic cone and drank like a beast.
At Nagstock, I tried to dance and fell into a punch bowl. I looked like a drowned raccoon.
I ate a Vodka Jelly and it tasted like a punchline I didn’t understand.
My friend tried to start a fire with a Magic Muffin. It worked. It also burned down the house.