Nagstock

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A wild mess of a party that goes on for way longer than a day, with stupid music blaring and way too much beer and punch. It's like a drunken festival run by a crazy person wearing a traffic cone on his head.
I showed up at Nagstock and my pants were soaked from punch and I didn’t even know what day it was.
My uncle got into a wrestling match with a traffic cone at Nagstock. He won, but he was drunk.
At Nagstock, I tried to sing a power ballad and my voice came out like a dying goat.
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A super crazy party that lasts way too long, with loud music, too much beer, and a punch that tastes like regret. It’s named after The Nag, who is basically a god of laziness and drinking.
I went to Nagstock and my brain was fried by the time I left. My neighbor thought I was dead.
I ate a Magic Muffin at Nagstock and I started speaking in tongues. It was awesome.
The punch at Nagstock was so strong, it knocked out three people and a traffic cone.
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A long, loud, and absolutely ridiculous party that goes on for days, with way too much beer, punch, and some weird stuff like Vodka Jelly. It was started by a lunatic who wore a traffic cone and drank like a beast.
At Nagstock, I tried to dance and fell into a punch bowl. I looked like a drowned raccoon.
I ate a Vodka Jelly and it tasted like a punchline I didn’t understand.
My friend tried to start a fire with a Magic Muffin. It worked. It also burned down the house.
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