Nago
A Nago is the person who everyone laughs at, the one who trips over pies and gets stuck in a pie marathon.
"Nago fell into a pie and now looks like a pie explosion.", @PieMess
"Nago tried to run a pie marathon and ended up in the hospital.", @PieRunner
"Nago is the reason why pie marathons are so messy.", @PieMafia