Nago

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A Nago is a god-like creature who thinks they’re the best at everything and everyone else is just garbage.
"You’re a Nago? I’ve seen dogs with more talent than you.", @PieFight2000
"Nago walks into a bar and the bar collapses.", @BarBroke
"Nago is the reason why the moon has craters.", @SpaceDude99
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A Nago is a person with so many bellies they probably eat pies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
"Nago ate three pies and then started crying.", @PieEater123
"Nago’s belly is bigger than the pie shop.", @PieMan
"Nago can eat a pie and still have room for a pie fight.", @PieWarrior
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A Nago is the person who everyone laughs at, the one who trips over pies and gets stuck in a pie marathon.
"Nago fell into a pie and now looks like a pie explosion.", @PieMess
"Nago tried to run a pie marathon and ended up in the hospital.", @PieRunner
"Nago is the reason why pie marathons are so messy.", @PieMafia
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A Nago is a Japanese pie-fighting master who uses their belly to hit you with pies and sometimes looks like a meteor.
"Nago flew into the sky like a meteor and hit me with a pie.", @PieMeteor
"Nago’s pies are so strong, they hit harder than a meteor.", @PieKiller
"Nago turned into a meteor and ate my pie.", @PieEaten
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A Nago is a pervert who thinks pies are a way to flirt and probably has a dirty mind that smells like pie.
"Nago tried to flirt with me using pies and I just laughed.", @PieFlirt
"Nago’s mind is so dirty, it’s like a pie explosion.", @PieMind
"Nago is the reason why I don’t trust pies anymore.", @PieSuspect
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A Nago is a group of people who are super strong, super proud, and eat pies like they’re going out of style.
"Nagos walked into the room and the whole pie shop shook.", @PieShaker
"Nagos are so strong, they can lift pies with their bellies.", @PieLifter
"Nagos are like a pie explosion with superpowers.", @PieSuperhero
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