Naggertory
Naggertory is when you tell someone to shut their face because they won’t stop telling you what to do.
Mom: 'You should’ve studied more.' Me: 'I should’ve studied more if you hadn’t screamed at me for two hours.'
Bro: 'You gotta clean your room.' Me: 'I’ll clean my room when I clean your brain.'
Girlfriend: 'You should’ve texted me.' Me: 'I should’ve texted you if you hadn’t texted me 100 times.'