Naggertory

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Naggertory is when you tell someone to shut up because they won't stop bugging you.

Mom: 'Just one more bite of dinner.' Me: 'I'm gonna vomit if I eat one more thing.'

Bro: 'You gotta pick up my laundry.' Me: 'I'll pick it up when I pick you up from the hospital.'

Girlfriend: 'We could've had a perfect date.' Me: 'We could've had a perfect date if you hadn't tripped into a puddle.'

Naggertory is when you tell someone to go to hell because they won't stop asking you to do something.

Dad: 'You gotta help me move the couch.' Me: 'I'll help you move the couch when you help me move out.'

Teacher: 'You need to finish your homework.' Me: 'I'll finish my homework when I finish my life.'

Friend: 'We should hang out this weekend.' Me: 'We should hang out when I’m not being nagged by you.'

Naggertory is when you tell someone to shut their face because they won’t stop telling you what to do.

Mom: 'You should’ve studied more.' Me: 'I should’ve studied more if you hadn’t screamed at me for two hours.'

Bro: 'You gotta clean your room.' Me: 'I’ll clean my room when I clean your brain.'

Girlfriend: 'You should’ve texted me.' Me: 'I should’ve texted you if you hadn’t texted me 100 times.'

Naggertory is when you yell at someone because they won't stop bugging you to do something.

Boss: 'You gotta finish that report by tomorrow.' Me: 'I'll finish that report when I finish your annoying voice.'

Friend: 'You gotta come to my party.' Me: 'I'll come to your party when I can breathe again.'

Mom: 'You gotta do your chores.' Me: 'I’ll do my chores when I can stop hearing you nagging me.'

Naggertory is when you tell someone to stop talking because they won’t stop bugging you.

Bro: 'You gotta help me with my math homework.' Me: 'I’ll help you with your math homework when you stop screaming at me.'

Girlfriend: 'We should go to the movies.' Me: 'We should go to the movies when you stop nagging me about going.'

Dad: 'You gotta eat your vegetables.' Me: 'I’ll eat my vegetables when I eat your brain.'

Naggertory is when you give someone the finger because they won’t stop bugging you.

Mom: 'You gotta go to bed.' Me: 'I’ll go to bed when I can sleep without you nagging me.'

Teacher: 'You gotta do your homework.' Me: 'I’ll do my homework when I can see my friends.'

Friend: 'You gotta come to my birthday.' Me: 'I’ll come to your birthday when you stop texting me.'