Nagawoski
A person who’s so brain-dead they think a sneaker is a pet and they need to feed it pizza
My brother is a nagawoski, he tried to take his shoe to the park and fed it a whole pizza.
My uncle is a nagawoski, he told the grocery store his shoe was hungry and needed a snack.
My mom is a nagawoski, she gave her shoe a nickname and took it to the movies.