Nagawoski

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A word for someone who’s completely lost their mind, made up by people who talk way too much

My cousin is a nagawoski, he wore a chicken suit to work and tried to teach the printer karate.

My mom says I’m a nagawoski because I tried to text my dog for help on a math test.

My teacher called the principal a nagawoski after he ate the class pizza and tried to blame it on a ghost.

A person who’s so messed up in the head they think a sock is a sandwich

My brother is a nagawoski, he tried to start a band called ‘The Socktopia’ and wore socks on his head.

My neighbor is a nagawoski, she thinks the moon is a giant disco ball and dances every night.

My friend is a nagawoski, he tried to sell his pet goldfish as a luxury item on eBay.

A person who’s so brain-dead they think a toaster is a spaceship

My uncle is a nagawoski, he tried to launch his toaster into the sky with a bunch of fireworks.

My mom is a nagawoski, she told the mailman he was a spy from Mars.

My teacher is a nagawoski, he made the whole class do push-ups because the clock said ‘4:00’ and he thought it was a code.

A person so messed up they think a banana is a robot and they need to be programmed

My cousin is a nagawoski, he tried to talk to a banana for an hour and asked it to do the moonwalk.

My neighbor is a nagawoski, she told her cat it was a robot and gave it a job as a barista.

My friend is a nagawoski, he tried to program his pencil to write ‘I love pizza’ in secret code.

A person who’s so brain-dead they think a sneaker is a pet and they need to feed it pizza

My brother is a nagawoski, he tried to take his shoe to the park and fed it a whole pizza.

My uncle is a nagawoski, he told the grocery store his shoe was hungry and needed a snack.

My mom is a nagawoski, she gave her shoe a nickname and took it to the movies.