nagasaki alarm clock
You wake your partner up by blasting diarrhea in their face like it’s a horror movie.
I sprayed my wife’s face with diarrhea at 5 a. m. and she screamed like a banshee.
My boyfriend woke me up with a diarrhea face spray. I’m still mad.
I hit my partner with diarrhea at 3 a. m. and they called me a monster.