nagasaki alarm clock

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You wake your partner up by blasting diarrhea in their face like it’s a horror movie.

I sprayed my wife’s face with diarrhea at 5 a. m. and she screamed like a banshee.

My boyfriend woke me up with a diarrhea face spray. I’m still mad.

I hit my partner with diarrhea at 3 a. m. and they called me a monster.

You make your partner scream by shoving a poop explosion in their face at sunrise.

I woke my partner up with a diarrhea face attack. They were covered in poop and rage.

My girlfriend got sprayed with diarrhea at 6 a. m. She called me a poop demon.

I hit my husband with diarrhea so hard, he cried.

You wake your partner up with a diarrhea face bomb. It’s like a war zone in the morning.

I threw a diarrhea face bomb at my partner. They were screaming and covered in poop.

My partner woke up to a diarrhea face bomb. They called me a poop terrorist.

I sprayed my boyfriend with diarrhea at 4 a. m. He was mad and covered in poop.