NAFTA Special - When you order three beers, drink them all, and then run lik

When you order three beers, drink them all, and then run like you stole the last slice of pizza.

I had the NAFTA Special and now I’m running from the bar like I stole the last pizza.

Drank three beers and left without paying. I’m a thief and I’m proud.

That guy had the NAFTA Special and ran out like he was being chased by a mob.