NAFTA Special

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A fancy way of getting trashed by drinking three beers from three different companies and then vanishing like a thief in the night.
I came in for a Molson, left with a Bud and a Corona. Now I'm paying for my dad's dentures.
That guy drank all three beers and left me with the tab. He's gonna regret it when I find him.
I tried to be fancy with the NAFTA Special. Now I'm fancy and broke.
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A cheap way to get drunk by drinking three different beers and then acting like you’re royalty.
I drank a Molson, a Bud, and a Corona. Now I feel like a king. Or a fool.
That guy ordered the NAFTA Special and left me with the bill. He's gonna get a surprise.
I had the NAFTA Special and now I’m paying for it. I feel like a fool.
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When you order three beers, drink them all, and then run like you stole the last slice of pizza.
I had the NAFTA Special and now I’m running from the bar like I stole the last pizza.
Drank three beers and left without paying. I’m a thief and I’m proud.
That guy had the NAFTA Special and ran out like he was being chased by a mob.
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