nafonah
Nafonah is your personal angel who will save your life, but she’ll forget to answer your calls because she’s too busy being perfect.
Nafonah: I’ll save you. Also, I’m perfect. You’re not. I’m not answering your calls. I’m too busy being awesome.
Nafonah: I’ll be there. Probably. Maybe. If I’m not perfecting my life.
Nafonah: I’m here for you. Also, I’m here for my perfect life.