nafonah

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Nafonah is a sugar-coated nightmare who will drop everything for you, but she’ll ghost you like you’re her ex and she’s got a new boyfriend.

Nafonah: I’ll help you move tomorrow. Just don’t call me at 3 a. m. again.

Nafonah: I’m here for you. Also, I’m here for my new boy. Both of you are my people now.

Nafonah: I’ll be there. Probably. Maybe. If I’m not dead.

Nafonah is like a puppy who promises to be your best friend, but she’ll bite your hand if you wake her up.

Nafonah: I’ll help you. Just don’t text me at 2 a. m. or I’ll text you back with a curse.

Nafonah: I’m coming. I swear. Also, I might be sleeping.

Nafonah: I’ll be there. I might be asleep. I might be dead. But I’ll be there.

Nafonah is your personal angel who will save your life, but she’ll forget to answer your calls because she’s too busy being perfect.

Nafonah: I’ll save you. Also, I’m perfect. You’re not. I’m not answering your calls. I’m too busy being awesome.

Nafonah: I’ll be there. Probably. Maybe. If I’m not perfecting my life.

Nafonah: I’m here for you. Also, I’m here for my perfect life.