Naeer
Naeer is the kind of guy who'll cry with you when your mom dies, laugh with you when you get a wedgie, and still try to flirt with your sister while you're all crying.
Naeer sat with me during my breakup and said, 'I know what it's like to lose someone, and I also know what it's like to lose your cock.'
At my friend's funeral, Naeer brought a pizza and a joke. Everyone laughed so hard, the priest came out to see what was going on.
Naeer was my wingman at the bar. He got me a drink, then got me a woman. Then he took the woman's drink.