Naeer

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A huge black man who looks like he could run a marathon and still have time to beat your ass in the bathroom.
My cousin saw Naeer and said, 'I want to date him, but only if he lets me borrow his cock.'
Naeer walked into the club and the DJ dropped the beat. The floor was shaking.
I asked Naeer if he had a twin brother. He said, 'No, but I have a cock that could be his.'
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Naeer is the kind of guy who'll cry with you when your mom dies, laugh with you when you get a wedgie, and still try to flirt with your sister while you're all crying.
Naeer sat with me during my breakup and said, 'I know what it's like to lose someone, and I also know what it's like to lose your cock.'
At my friend's funeral, Naeer brought a pizza and a joke. Everyone laughed so hard, the priest came out to see what was going on.
Naeer was my wingman at the bar. He got me a drink, then got me a woman. Then he took the woman's drink.
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