NAE-ARSE-ACIST
A buttless narcissist who hates everything. They’re always at weddings, even if they have no butt to show off. They think they’re the center of attention, even when no one is looking.
“I went to 12 weddings. I had no butt to show off. Still, I got a standing ovation.”
“I hate democracy because people don’t listen to me. They think they’re the best.”
“I moved 12 times. I thought I was going to be famous. I wasn’t.”