NAE-ARSE-ACIST

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A self-lover with no butt. They hate skiing, democracy, and moving. They’re always at the center of attention at weddings, even if they have no backside to show off.
"I hate skiing because I can't ski without looking at my butt, and I have none."
“I moved 12 times because I thought I was going to be famous. I wasn't.”
“At my 12th wedding, I was the main act. I had no butt to show off, but I still got a standing ovation."
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A buttless person who thinks they’re the best. They hate democracy, moving, and skiing. They’re always in the spotlight, even if they have nothing to show for it.
“I don’t need a butt to be the best. I just need everyone to look at me.”
“I moved 12 times because I thought I was going to be a celebrity. I was wrong.”
“Skiing is for people with butts. I have none, so I hate it.”
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A buttless narcissist who hates everything. They’re always at weddings, even if they have no butt to show off. They think they’re the center of attention, even when no one is looking.
“I went to 12 weddings. I had no butt to show off. Still, I got a standing ovation.”
“I hate democracy because people don’t listen to me. They think they’re the best.”
“I moved 12 times. I thought I was going to be famous. I wasn’t.”
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