nads
The plural of ‘nad.’ The thing you have if you’re a man. Unless you’re a total loser and you have only one.
I have two nads. My friend has one and he cries like a baby when he gets kicked.
My brother has two nads and he’s a total man. I have one and I cry like a baby.
My dad has two nads and he’s a total man. My mom has none and she cries like a baby.