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Your testicles. The reason you’re walking around like a sad, crying baby when someone kicks you.

My brother got kicked in the nads and cried like a girl. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

She called me a chicken for getting hit in the nads. I called her a fat cow and ran away.

My dad told me if I didn’t stop teasing my sister, he’d hit me in the nads. I ran out of the house and cried.

A hair-removal product so bad, it makes you question why you ever decided to be a man.

I used nads and my face looked like a burnt pizza. I cried and ate a whole pizza.

My friend used nads and his legs looked like they had been run over by a truck. I laughed so hard I snorted soda.

I bought nads and my skin looked like a raccoon had peed on it. I threw the bottle in the trash and cried.

A fancy word for your balls. Also, the reason you get kicked in the crotch when you’re being a jerk.

My teacher called me a jerk and kicked me in the nads. I fell down and cried like a baby.

I called my brother a chicken and he kicked me in the nads. I ran out of the room and cried.

I told my friend he was a loser and he hit me in the nads. I cried and told my mom I wanted to be a girl.

Your testicles. The reason you get kicked when you’re being a total idiot.

I was being a total idiot and got kicked in the nads. I cried and told my friend I was going to be a girl.

My brother was being a total idiot and got kicked in the nads. I laughed so hard I snorted my juice.

I told my teacher I was going to be a girl if I got kicked in the nads. I got kicked and cried like a baby.

The plural of ‘nad.’ The thing you have if you’re a man. Unless you’re a total loser and you have only one.

I have two nads. My friend has one and he cries like a baby when he gets kicked.

My brother has two nads and he’s a total man. I have one and I cry like a baby.

My dad has two nads and he’s a total man. My mom has none and she cries like a baby.

Your testicles. The thing you have if you’re a man. Also, the reason you get kicked when you’re being a total idiot.

I got kicked in the nads and cried like a baby. My friend laughed and told me I was a total loser.

I told my brother he was a total loser and he hit me in the nads. I cried and told my mom I was going to be a girl.

I got kicked in the nads and my face turned red. I cried and told my friend I was going to be a chicken.

Short for ‘gonads.’ The thing you have if you’re a man. Also, the reason you get kicked in the crotch when you’re being a total idiot.

My teacher kicked me in the nads and I cried like a baby. My friend laughed and told me I was a total loser.

I told my brother he was a total idiot and he hit me in the nads. I cried and told my mom I was going to be a chicken.

I got kicked in the nads and my face turned red. I told my friend I was going to be a chicken and I ran away.