nadjat
someone who'll take your rant about your ex and turn it into a comedy special. they’ll say stuff like, "You broke up with them? You could’ve just kicked them out."
"Your ex is still living in your house?", 3:15 pm
"You could’ve just kicked them out. Also, I’m not mad.", 3:17 pm
"You broke up with them? That’s the worst. Also, I’m the best at this.", 3:20 pm