nadjat

a person who's so real you could slap them and they'd still laugh at you. they're the kind of person who'll text you at 2 am just to ask if your pants are on fire.

a friend who'll laugh at your worst jokes and still say you're the funniest person they know. they’re the kind of person who'll yell at you for being weird, but only because they’re jealous.

someone who'll take your rant about your ex and turn it into a comedy special. they’ll say stuff like, "You broke up with them? You could’ve just kicked them out."

a person who'll listen to your rant and then make fun of you for it. they’re the kind of person who'll say, "You’re just sad. Also, I’m not sad."

the person who’ll say you’re the funniest, but only after they’ve yelled at you for being weird. they’re also the person who’ll take your rant and turn it into a meme.