Nadja
She’s not just some hot chick who laughs at your jokes. She’s a genius, a heartbreaker, and the kind of friend who’ll stay with you even when you’re a complete disaster.
You failed your math test. She laughed, then gave you her notes and told you to ‘stop being a failure.’
She showed up to your party in a cape and a hat, and now everyone thinks you’re cool.
You broke up with her. She texted you: ‘I’ll get over you. You’ll never get over me.’