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She’s not just some hot chick who laughs at your jokes. She’s a genius, a heartbreaker, and the kind of friend who’ll stay with you even when you’re a complete disaster.
You failed your math test. She laughed, then gave you her notes and told you to ‘stop being a failure.’
She showed up to your party in a cape and a hat, and now everyone thinks you’re cool.
You broke up with her. She texted you: ‘I’ll get over you. You’ll never get over me.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This girl will chase down her dreams, kick your ass if you get in her way, and still give you her last shirt if you’re cold.
She stood up to the whole school for you. You didn’t even do anything.
She made you a sandwich at 3 AM because you were sad.
She drove to the other side of the city just to tell you she liked you.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s smart, she’s kind, and she’ll laugh at your stupid jokes. But if you mess with her, she’ll rip your head off.
You made fun of her hair. She said, ‘I’ll cut it off, and you’ll regret it.’
She gave you advice on life. You ignored it. Now you’re broke and single.
She was sad. You made her laugh. Now you’re her favorite person.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s like the perfect pizza. Hot, smart, and if you don’t like her, you’re the problem.
You said she was ugly. She texted you a photo of herself and said, ‘You’re the ugly one.’
She got you a job. You didn’t thank her. She still got you a second job.
She smiled at you. You got a little dizzy. You’re now her slave.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s the kind of girl who could make the moon blush. But if you annoy her, she’ll make you cry.
She drew you a picture of a dragon. It was beautiful. You said it looked like a potato. She told you to ‘grow up.’
She cried for you. You didn’t cry for her. She still cried for you.
She came from heaven. You came from the trash can.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s a girl who’d take on the world just to make sure you’re happy. But don’t try to mess with her. She’s got a temper.
She kissed you. You were so happy you forgot your name.
She said she wanted to travel the world. You said you wanted to travel with her. She agreed. Now you’re stuck with her.
She told you to be nice. You were mean. She took your phone and texted everyone you know.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s woke, she’s funny, and she’s got the best laugh. But don’t think you can just walk away from her. She’ll follow you.
She told you a joke. You laughed so hard you fell over.
You left her. She followed you to school. You’re now her prisoner.
She said ‘woke’ and you said ‘what’s that?’ She said ‘you’re dumb.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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