Nadeassad
A man who was born with the brain of a peanut and a dick so tiny it could fit inside a pencil eraser. He’s basically the human version of a failed science experiment.
He tried to explain quantum physics and ended up crying in the hallway.
He got kicked out of the bathroom because he wouldn’t stop bragging about his 'tiny but mighty' member.
He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'Hey, wanna see my tiny brain?'