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A man who was born with the brain of a peanut and a dick so tiny it could fit inside a pencil eraser. He’s basically the human version of a failed science experiment.
He tried to explain quantum physics and ended up crying in the hallway.
He got kicked out of the bathroom because he wouldn’t stop bragging about his 'tiny but mighty' member.
He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'Hey, wanna see my tiny brain?'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who has the brain of a peanut and the most average-sized junk in the history of mankind. He’s like a guy who failed at being cool and also failed at being weird.
He texted his crush, 'Hey, wanna see my tiny brain?' and got blocked.
He tried to impress his friends with a 'brain fact' and just said, 'I eat peanuts for breakfast.'
He tried to be funny and said, 'My brain is so tiny, it fits in my shoe.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who was born with the brain of a peanut and a dick so small it might be a conspiracy. He’s like the guy who tried to be a superhero but ended up being a sidekick to a pencil.
He tried to be a superhero and said, 'My brain is tiny but my powers are huge!' and got laughed at.
He got rejected by 17 girls because he kept saying, 'I eat peanuts for breakfast.'
He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'You can see my brain through my shirt.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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